Pop a Molly

Apr 23

evaded:

If you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

Apr 23

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

Apr 23
Apr 23

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

Apr 23
Apr 23

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

Apr 23
dopexsociety:


This the realest shit I seen in a minute

dopexsociety:

This the realest shit I seen in a minute

Apr 23

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

Apr 23

equalist:

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

image

Apr 22

chevympala:

Please like\reblog, if you post some of these, I need more of them on my dash (and I need new friendsblogs to follow)